the quotes I write down day-to-day as a university student

Cailyn might love Stepha, but we can never be sure.

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2 weeks ago    |   Tags: friends drinking fun university dialogue humour  

  • Stepha: Why are you looking like that?
  • Cailyn: Because I need to appear sober in this video
  • Stepha: You don't look sober.
  • Cailyn: Shut up! I hate you!
  • Stepha: No, you love me.
  • Cailyn: How would you know?

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"I started off as being a fan boy for critical theory.. I loved the inherent ‘truthiness’, like Stephen Colbert would say."

- Contemporary Theory Professor

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1 month ago    |   Tags: walmart apple contemporary theory professor professors humour quotes university  

"Apple is probably evil. Once you get that big, that’s evil territory. That’s Walmart time."

- Contemporary Theory Professor, on the influence of Apple products.

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1 month ago    |   Tags: professor professors university group discussions democracy  

"Next time I’ll just take the reigns, so there doesn’t have to be any democracy. Democracy is stupid."

- Contemporary Theory Professor, on class discussions.

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1 month ago    |   Tags: university professors quotes humour literature  

"He’s won many upper, highest achieving awards. I can’t remember which."

- Professor of Indian Literature, on Raja Rao. 

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1 month ago    |   Tags: group discussions awkward professors professors university  

"Ok, guys, let’s have… uhhh… let’s rock."

- World Literature Professor, trying to initiate group discussion.

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1 month ago    |   Tags: Subsitute teaching substitute teaching education hell Dante Dante's inferno   |   Notes: 5

"Subsitute teaching is terrible. It’s a special circle of hell. Dante doesn’t tell you about it because it’s too awful."

- Middle English Prof, on substituting. 

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1 month ago    |   Tags: Iliad Troy humour literature quotes   |   Notes: 3

"The Greeks come over to Troy and fight for a number of years, boring the hell out of anyone who has to read the Iliad."

- Middle English Professor, on allusions to Greek history in texts.

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1 month ago    |   Tags: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight SGGK Middle English Medieval Medieval humour history history humour Gawain  

"

’ Do you know anything about medieval night wear?’

’ No.’

’ That’s because there wasn’t any! So he’s naked in this bed.’

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- Middle English Professor on Gawain’s seduction scene in Sir Gawain in the Green Knight

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1 month ago    |   Tags: history history humour forwards in history quotes humour crabs  

"I hate it when people say they’re going ‘forwards in history’. Are you going to go backwards? Do you want to go sideways in history? Crab like?"

- Gandhian History Professor, being hilarious.